{"id":1551,"date":"2017-04-17T16:44:01","date_gmt":"2017-04-17T20:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zacharybarnes.us\/?p=1551"},"modified":"2017-04-17T16:44:01","modified_gmt":"2017-04-17T20:44:01","slug":"writing-challenge-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zacharybarnes.us\/index.php\/2017\/04\/17\/writing-challenge-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Writing Challenge #1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ahoy, folksies.<\/p>\n

I have a new idea! And it stems from my perceived inability to write tension without a threat of violence.<\/p>\n

But before I get all ahead of myself, let’s take a breath and explain. Athletes need to warm up (well, not according to Tallahassee from\u00a0Zombieland<\/em>, but whatever) and writers do, too. Because time—our most valuable yet most infuriatingly difficult to use resource–is limited, one might as well make the warm-up also developmentally worthwhile. I mean, want to get that swole<\/em> writer bod<\/em>? Then never spend a word willy-nilly. Trust me, or I’ll sic Hemmingway on ya…<\/p>\n

So, as a pre-writing warm up, your (and my) job is to construct a scene of less than 250 words that increases tension without a single ounce of\u00a0violence.<\/p>\n

Got it?<\/p>\n

Good.<\/p>\n

Mountainous Interludium…<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Credit:
Credit: Crazy Frankenstein<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Mountainous Fin…<\/em><\/p>\n

Now, about the book!<\/p>\n

Avengarde<\/em>. Yes, let’s talk Avengarde<\/em>.<\/p>\n

The marketing hat is a strange one for me, a little too tight around the temples, but it’s wearing in. Since the book released in November, I’ve done 10 signings and have a few more in the works. Panda Monk (my publishers) are currently working on the ebook variety of this tale, which should go on sale relatively soon ™. Everything is gravy, and I’ve already got a few people clamoring for the sequel.<\/p>\n

That being said, we could always use a little help in the publicity department, so if you read the book, share it with a friend or toss a recommendation someone’s way. Or, review it on Goodreads<\/a>, Amazon<\/a>, Barnes & Noble<\/a>, Craigslist, you name it!<\/p>\n

If you haven’t read the book, then I’d like you to imagine a little scene; a squirrel, tire tracks for a face, limp tail wavering in the breeze. Looking on: a baby squirrel with Disney sad eyes, who goes to its mother in the middle of the road. A tear drips off its tiny nose.<\/p>\n

I am that sad squirrel baby. And there’s not much you can do for the mother squirrel or her offspring, but you could consider buying my book!<\/a><\/p>\n

And, as always, check the Events <\/a>page to see if I’m doing anything cool in the future.<\/p>\n

Cheers, and happy writing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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